
Sneeze into Your Sleeve
By Alastair Alexander

But before outraged mothers and nannies march in protest, some context. John Oxford of the Queen Mary medical school in London has suggested that if a person sneezes into their sleeve or the crook of their elbow, they can limit the spread of infection. How does this work? Simply enough - by not sneezing into your hands, you lower the risk of infection by touch.
As everyone knows, frequent and effective handwashing is a cornerstone of effective disease management. Professor Oxford recommends singing 'Happy Birthday' twice whilst using soap and hot water to wash your hands. My dad would add 'tops, bottoms, sides and thumbs' to that. But both would agree that a quick splash under the cold tap isn't going to do much.

"The new etiquette should be to cough and sneeze into your elbow," says Professor Oxford. I'll still heed my mother's advice that my elbow is the only safe thing to put in my ear, but I'll also add that it's the safest place to sneeze.
Other places to sneeze:
- Dozy dogs - On your sleeping pets
- Beer science - Into your pint
- Far flung destinations - In space, where no one can hear you sneeze
- Eh? - Into your solid coffee
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