Weird Things
Delve into the deepest recesses of your brain. Is there lurking anywhere the imagination to create a ninja hamster or Artoo Potatoo? Yes? I suggest getting a specialist to have a look at that. But in the meantime, enjoy the fruits of someone else's troubled brain:
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Panic Button Key
The most important button that computer manufacturers failed to supply is now available!
£2.95
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Venus Fly Trap
Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap, no we're not kidding.
£2.99
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Keyring Kite
Perfect for idle moments on the beach, in the park or at slow sporting fixtures.
£3.99
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Banana Guard
When nature went about designing a case for its beloved banana it just wasn't thinking ahead. True it's pretty cool packaging, easy access, colour coded and bio-degradable, but it simply wasn't designed for the bumps and knocks of the 21st Century.
£4.95
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Message Egg
The magic message bean that 'hatches' out of an egg. Bizarre and brilliant.
£4.95
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Space Putty
An un-put-downable liquid lava goo
£4.95
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Egglings
What a cracking good idea! Egglings are the hottest new invention in home and desk plant growing.
£5.95
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Holy Toast - Set of 2
If like us, you suffer from the almost constant disappointment of holy effigies failing to miraculously appear to you during breakfast, well fret no more, because help is at hand.
£5.95
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Elvis Duck
Elvis may well have left the building, but if this avian version is anything to go by, he certainly won't have taken the stairs.
£6.95
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Dinosaur Plant
The Dinosaur Plant is a pre-historic miracle. You can be totally rubbish at looking after it and it won't mind in the slightest.
£6.99
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Jim'll Fix It Soap Badge
For those who live with the disappointment of not having an iconic 'Jim'll Fix It' badge, comes absolution, or at least ablution.
£7.49
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Crap Inventions
The anti-invention card game with the world's most rubbish inventions.
£7.95
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Racing Grannies
Possibly the best wind-up toy ever invented, the Racing Grannies are to geriatric speedway what Ferrari is to Formula One.
£7.95
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Turbo Tortoise Racing Set
These wind-up racing Turbo Tortoises are wonderfully stupid.
£7.99
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Artoo Potatoo
Once upon a time in a vegetable patch far far away, a genetic experiment went horribly wrong.
£9.95
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Darth Tater
Darth Tater - vegetable meets villain in this superbly stupid must-have Star Wars accessory.
£9.95
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Ninja Hamster
A singing, nun chukka whirling hamster, can it be? Yes it can, and it's hilarious!
£9.95
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Dashboard Star Wars
Add a little flash to your dash with these mini monuments to the forces of good and evil.
£9.99
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Sonic Alarm
Do you find it hard to get your partner or the kids up in the morning? Well the Sonic Alarm is the perfect solution to your problem.
£9.99
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Cowstickers
Turn your fridge into a Friesian in a matter of moments without having to say "Thar you go moi dear". Guaranteed to make your milk last longer, only not.
£12.99
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Tickle Me Freud
When over-analysis gets too much, tickle Freud.
£12.99
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Walking Hand
It's daft, it's cheesy, it's... actually quite spooky. Looks just like the hand of a typical green scarred bloke, except it starts to walk if you make a loud noise...
£14.99
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Gift of a Goat
A Goat is for life, not just for Christmas.
£15
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Ant Works
If you thought fish were great for an instant bit of de-stressing, then you've got to get hold of one of these. A Space-Age ant colony that's truly mesmerising.
£19.95
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Aquasaurs
A miraculous blast from the past! Grow your own prehistoric creatures in a matter of days.
£19.95
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Das Kapital Money Box
You just have to love the exquisite irony of the Das Kapital Money Box
£19.95
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George Bush
Lovingly cast in the highest quality plastic, as befits your stature, we celebrate your leadership skills
£19.95
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Ghost Towel
Ghost Towel is a towel with eye holes in it, designed to fool your progeny into thinking that they're playing dressing up.
£24.99
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Adopt a Vine
The Adopt A Vine is a delight for dipsomaniacs and a winner for winos.
£29.95
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Scrolling LED Badges
Eliminate small talk in an instant with the seeringly cool Scrolling LED Badge.
£29.95
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Verballs Talking Skype Creatures
Verballs are the ludicrous critters taking the Skype world by storm.
£29.95
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Robot Guinea Pig
The latest and greatest Version 3 Gupi, the furball with attitude. The perfect virtual pet that reacts to you, talks to you, and doesn't mess up the house.
£39.95
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Knife Block
Well, isn't this the best knife block you've ever seen in your life? Forget bland polished beech, this is award winning stuff.
£59.95
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Adopt an Olive Tree
This beautifully packaged 'Adopt an Olive Tree' just oozes class, much as it does olive oil.
£79.95
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Chimpanzee Head
Yes, yes OK this is very weird, but it's also really quite amazing. Imagine 2001 A Space Odyssey meets Planet of the Apes meets Gorillas in the Mist (except with chimpanzees obviously) and add a remote control unit, and you're nearly there.
£149
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