PATENT LUNACY - Parrot potty training device

Small babies get potty trained, cats get indoctrinated into stepping in and out of a litter tray, dogs just hold it in until they get to the park, but parrots, now they can be a nightmare.

Clever little urchins when it comes to talking, but apparently quite stubborn little buggers as far as toilet training goes. Rest easy bird lovers - bird nappies are here to save the day.

Attached snuggly around the bird's back and keel to avoid chafing of the wings, the nappy caters for even the most demanding of parrots. Now who's a pretty boy then?