PATENT LUNACY - Head bird feeder

See nature up close and personal with your very own cranial bird table.

You no longer need to sit in a dark and damp hide to view nature's finest. Simply sit in the middle of the lawn and wait for the little blighters to come to you.

The gear comprises of a hat with a support and one or more mounted feeders. The person may observe flying animals from a short distance such as hummingbirds, butterflies, and other airborne critters. Shades optional.