PATENT LUNACY - Self defence weapon with memo

It may be a harsh world out there, but you no longer need to feel unsafe with the latest in personal protection devices.

The sides have indentations that enable you to firmly grasp the pad, and a sharp edge that allows them to fend off attack and give you valuable time to escape.

Not only that, but you can also write down the attackers details as it happens. If you have any artistic flare we recommend a quick sketch of all those salient features - scars, crocked nose, pointy chin etc.